{"id":1757,"date":"2026-04-03T11:52:26","date_gmt":"2026-04-03T03:52:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.huba.org\/tweets\/2026\/04\/03\/1757\/"},"modified":"2026-04-03T12:10:12","modified_gmt":"2026-04-03T04:10:12","slug":"life-is-like-a-dick-sometimes-its-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.huba.org\/tweets\/2026\/04\/03\/1757\/","title":{"rendered":"LIFE IS LIKE A DICK SOMETIMES IT&#8217;S UP&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>LIFE IS LIKE<br \/>\nA DICK<br \/>\nSOMETIMES<br \/>\nIT&#8217;S UP<br \/>\nSOMETIMES IT&#8217;S DOWN<br \/>\nBUT<br \/>\nIT WON&#8217;T BE HARD FOREVER<br \/>\nUMM\u30fb\u30fb\u30fb<br \/>\nLIFE IS SHORT TOO.<div id=\"attachment_1756\" style=\"width: 1216px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1756\" src=\"https:\/\/www.huba.org\/tweets\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_8601.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1206\" height=\"1348\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1756\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-1756\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Screenshot<\/p><\/div><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LIFE IS LIKE A DICK SOMETIMES IT&#8217;S UP SOMETIMES I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"status","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[32],"class_list":["post-1757","post","type-post","status-publish","format-status","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-32","post_format-post-format-status"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.huba.org\/tweets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1757","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.huba.org\/tweets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.huba.org\/tweets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.huba.org\/tweets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.huba.org\/tweets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1757"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.huba.org\/tweets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1757\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.huba.org\/tweets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1757"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.huba.org\/tweets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1757"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.huba.org\/tweets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1757"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}